I Am 93% Insane

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[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" 

[X] You have run into a glass/screen door. 

[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 

[X] You have run into a tree/bush.

[X] You have been called a blonde. 

Total: 5

 

[X ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. 
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 5

 

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. 
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[X]You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling. 

Total: 4

 

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 

[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

Total: 5

 

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. 

[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 5

 

[] You have posted spam because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[X] You break a lot of things.

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. 

Total: 3

 

[X] The word "um" is used frequently 

[X] You don't know what "um" means. 
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot 
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin 

Total: 4

Final Total: 31


Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.

Multiplied Total: 93

And write as your journal title "I Am _ Insane”

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